Cloud Wizard Pillows

"Which one's our information stored on...?"

Business problems in the cloud

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Good game."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Raincloud Umbrella

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Where Indian ink came from.

Man showing in the rain.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

D.I.Y

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Texturing the Walls

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'