Cloud Walker Pillows

'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring doctor in the hospital.'

Mountain Heaven

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Another near-death experience."

"Oh, I'm glad I'm here too. But it was a bit surprising that I still have to regularly file due dilligence reports."

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Where angels fear to tread. Dog Park.

"The last thing I remember is checking off milk, eggs and bread before realizing I mixed up my bucket and grocery lists."

"This is Hell for him. He's afraid of heights."

"He just realized by walking on clouds he's finally able to walk on water."

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

"Admit it man - this is no place for a stilt walker."

"I warned you not to walk through clouds!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Painting clouds

The World Wide Web.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Parking meter on the moon.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

Football

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Window in the Sky.

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

Astronaut

Climbing to the moon...

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'