Cloud Walker Mugs

'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring doctor in the hospital.'

Mountain Heaven

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Another near-death experience."

"Oh, I'm glad I'm here too. But it was a bit surprising that I still have to regularly file due dilligence reports."

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"The last thing I remember is checking off milk, eggs and bread before realizing I mixed up my bucket and grocery lists."

"This is Hell for him. He's afraid of heights."

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

"Admit it man - this is no place for a stilt walker."

"I warned you not to walk through clouds!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Painting clouds

The World Wide Web.

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Parking meter on the moon.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Football

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Climbing to the moon...

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Astronaut

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Window in the Sky.

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

'Let there be cool.'