Cloud Climber Mugs

'You are here.'

"Athletic scholarship."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"I thought we might do a cumulo-nimbus today."

The training halo...

"I distinctly recall saying 'Gesundheit' when you hit the damn tree."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Resourceful toddler

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Clouds

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

'Let there be cool.'

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."