Ceiling Climber Mugs

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

Rubbish and Everest

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

"Seriously?"

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

"Ahem... mask please..!"

'No Trespissing'

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"The truth is, there's more money in medication than meditation."

Tossing for it.

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano

'Go to Daddy!'

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Boogie your socks off."

2019, 2020 and 2021

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

Mount Everest.