Curtain Climber Mugs

'Rats, just a dirt spot.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Drama Llama

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

'No Trespissing'

Bird watching in Bolivia

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

"It's John Paul Yeti."

"Seriously?"

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

"Congratulations on opening night."

Book and magician

2019, 2020 and 2021

'A Nosey Cow'.

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

'You are here.'

Hard to reach books.

Climbing into the bathtub

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.'

'Neighbours is on, love.'

"Athletic scholarship."