Curtain Caller Mugs

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'They all want to play the star.'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Curtains haberdashery

Drama Llama

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

John Woodvine

Waiting Room For Godot.

Bravo!

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

"Congratulations on opening night."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Book and magician

'Scratching these curtains will be the greatest performance of my life.'

'A Nosey Cow'.

"I'm ordering curtains for our neighbor, the Retirement Home for Lawyers Without Briefs."

"I've got it! If we don't send Stanley Kauffman any tickets, maybe he won't come!"

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

At Astley's

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

What's your guess? "Venetian blondes."

"Could someone please get a plaque made? A famous actor has just died in our theatre."

"And I'm telling you the curtains always looked like that."

'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.'