Curtain Call Kid Mugs

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'They all want to play the star.'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Drama Llama

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

Bravo!

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

Waiting Room For Godot.

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"Congratulations on opening night."

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

Book and magician

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

At Astley's

"Mr Potts, could you step behind the curtain and get undressed please."

"Could someone please get a plaque made? A famous actor has just died in our theatre."

'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.'

'Rats, just a dirt spot.'

Please stand by...for view.

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

'The patient in the next bed is highly infectious. Thank God for these curtains.'

'At least he's making an effort to match the curtains.'

Ronald Mavor.

Planet of the drapes

"Tia Carmen, can you fix my curtains? I ripped 'em by accident."

Stage Hand