Curtain Call Kid Prints

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'They all want to play the star.'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Drama Llama

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

Bravo!

John Woodvine

Waiting Room For Godot.

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

Book and magician

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

"Congratulations on opening night."

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

"I've got it! If we don't send Stanley Kauffman any tickets, maybe he won't come!"

At Astley's

"Could someone please get a plaque made? A famous actor has just died in our theatre."

"Mr Potts, could you step behind the curtain and get undressed please."

'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.'

'Rats, just a dirt spot.'

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

Please stand by...for view.

'The patient in the next bed is highly infectious. Thank God for these curtains.'

'At least he's making an effort to match the curtains.'

Planet of the drapes

Ronald Mavor.

"Tia Carmen, can you fix my curtains? I ripped 'em by accident."