Curtain Call Competitor Prints

'They all want to play the star.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Taking a peek at the audience

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Drama Llama

Curtains haberdashery

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

John Woodvine

Waiting Room For Godot.

Painter's Duel.

Bravo!

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

Book and magician

"Congratulations on opening night."

'Scratching these curtains will be the greatest performance of my life.'

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

"I'm ordering curtains for our neighbor, the Retirement Home for Lawyers Without Briefs."

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

"I've got it! If we don't send Stanley Kauffman any tickets, maybe he won't come!"

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

At Astley's

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

"Mr Potts, could you step behind the curtain and get undressed please."