Curtain Call Competitor Gifts

'They all want to play the star.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Taking a peek at the audience

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Curtains haberdashery

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Drama Llama

Painter's Duel.

Bravo!

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

Waiting Room For Godot.

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'Scratching these curtains will be the greatest performance of my life.'

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

Book and magician

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

"I'm ordering curtains for our neighbor, the Retirement Home for Lawyers Without Briefs."

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

At Astley's

"Could someone please get a plaque made? A famous actor has just died in our theatre."

"Mr Potts, could you step behind the curtain and get undressed please."

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'