Curtain Call Enthusiast Gifts

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Waiting Room For Godot.

Ronald Mavor.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'They all want to play the star.'

Taking a peek at the audience

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Drama Llama

Curtains haberdashery

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

John Woodvine

Bravo!

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

"First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole, you're on Rudolph. What's your problem?!. . . And before you speak, lt me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem."

"Congratulations on opening night."

'Scratching these curtains will be the greatest performance of my life.'

Book and magician

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

"I'm ordering curtains for our neighbor, the Retirement Home for Lawyers Without Briefs."

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

'My son never called me until he became a telemarketer.'

"I've got it! If we don't send Stanley Kauffman any tickets, maybe he won't come!"

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

At Astley's

"Could someone please get a plaque made? A famous actor has just died in our theatre."