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"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Waiting Room For Godot.

Ronald Mavor.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'They all want to play the star.'

Taking a peek at the audience

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Curtains haberdashery

Drama Llama

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Bravo!

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

"First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole, you're on Rudolph. What's your problem?!. . . And before you speak, lt me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem."

'Scratching these curtains will be the greatest performance of my life.'

Book and magician

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

"I'm ordering curtains for our neighbor, the Retirement Home for Lawyers Without Briefs."

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

'My son never called me until he became a telemarketer.'

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

At Astley's

"Mr Potts, could you step behind the curtain and get undressed please."

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

"And I'm telling you the curtains always looked like that."

"Could someone please get a plaque made? A famous actor has just died in our theatre."

'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.'