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Bravo!

'They all want to play the star.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Drama Llama

Addiction to mobile.

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

John Woodvine

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

Curling Rocks!

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'

Throw Pillows. You were right, with those two we need to explicitly tell them that sight is not an instruction.

"Finally we're alone."

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

You are what you collect.

"I've got it! If we don't send Stanley Kauffman any tickets, maybe he won't come!"

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

At Astley's

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"