Curtain Call Fan Mugs

Bravo!

'They all want to play the star.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Drama Llama

Addiction to mobile.

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

Waiting Room For Godot.

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

Curling Rocks!

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

"Finally we're alone."

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

You are what you collect.

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

At Astley's

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

Spent it all on decorator pillows.