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Drama Llama

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'They all want to play the star.'

Taking a peek at the audience

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

Bravo!

Waiting Room For Godot.

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"Congratulations on opening night."

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

Book and magician

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

'Why yes, I would like to buy double glazing...'

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

At Astley's

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

"Mr Potts, could you step behind the curtain and get undressed please."

If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?

"Could someone please get a plaque made? A famous actor has just died in our theatre."

'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.'

Oh, crap! The Jehovah's Witnesses are back.

'Rats, just a dirt spot.'

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

'The patient in the next bed is highly infectious. Thank God for these curtains.'