Curtain Caller Pillows

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'They all want to play the star.'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Curtains haberdashery

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Drama Llama

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

Bravo!

Waiting Room For Godot.

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

'Scratching these curtains will be the greatest performance of my life.'

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

Book and magician

"Congratulations on opening night."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"I'm ordering curtains for our neighbor, the Retirement Home for Lawyers Without Briefs."

'A Nosey Cow'.

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

At Astley's

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

"And I'm telling you the curtains always looked like that."

"Could someone please get a plaque made? A famous actor has just died in our theatre."

'Neighbours is on, love.'

'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.'