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Taking a peek at the audience

'They all want to play the star.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Artist chained to his drawing.

Drama Llama

'This guy is really good!'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Waiting Room For Godot.

Bravo!

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"Congratulations on opening night."

Book and magician

The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

At Astley's

"Here, this might fit."

"Could someone please get a plaque made? A famous actor has just died in our theatre."

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

"I'm afraid you can't sure cartoonist for using your image- you can only kill them."

'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.'

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

A man emerges from a red ink bottle

What's the big deal about dress-down Fridays?