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Taking a peek at the audience

'They all want to play the star.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Drama Llama

Artist chained to his drawing.

'This guy is really good!'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

John Woodvine

Bravo!

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Book and magician

"Congratulations on opening night."

The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.

"I've got it! If we don't send Stanley Kauffman any tickets, maybe he won't come!"

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

At Astley's

"Could someone please get a plaque made? A famous actor has just died in our theatre."

"Here, this might fit."

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.'

"I'm afraid you can't sure cartoonist for using your image- you can only kill them."

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

A man emerges from a red ink bottle