Curtain Call Lover Pillows

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"Congratulations on opening night."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'They all want to play the star.'

Taking a peek at the audience

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"Which one's yours?"

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Drama Llama

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Spider boy

Bravo!

Waiting Room For Godot.

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

Book and magician

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

At Astley's

'I'm just opening him now. Stand by and I will give you a detailed description of what I find inside your husband...uh...hello?'

"Mr Potts, could you step behind the curtain and get undressed please."

"Could someone please get a plaque made? A famous actor has just died in our theatre."

'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.'

'Beep... Hello, it's the Black Knight again... Could we move our fight to Thursday morning? Call me back...'

'Rats, just a dirt spot.'

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

'The patient in the next bed is highly infectious. Thank God for these curtains.'

'At least he's making an effort to match the curtains.'