Curtain Climber Gifts

'Rats, just a dirt spot.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Drama Llama

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

'No Trespissing'

Bird watching in Bolivia

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

"It's John Paul Yeti."

"Seriously?"

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"Congratulations on opening night."

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

2019, 2020 and 2021

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

Book and magician

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

'A Nosey Cow'.

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

"I've got it! If we don't send Stanley Kauffman any tickets, maybe he won't come!"

Hard to reach books.

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

Climbing into the bathtub

'You are here.'

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.'