Wall Climber Gifts

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Upward Progress

Stairlift around cliff face.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

Building business relations.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

'Here you are, Simmons!'

The Path

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."