Gate Climber Gifts

Dog Gate Accident

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Upward Progress

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

Building business relations.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

Wallpapering with Nails

YOU ARE HERE

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

"I can see here on your résumé that you’d like my job ..."