Castle Climber Gifts

Jericho Revisited.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"He's his own worst enemy."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'How about a game of cards?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

The Path

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'