'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'
Cliff Climber Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the boldness of a cliff climber? Our range of products celebrates adventure lovers who thrive on pushing limits. Whether it’s a challenging climb or a metaphor for life’s peaks, find something special that speaks to their fearless attitude. From humorous t-shirts to inspiring prints and cozy pillows, our collection is designed to motivate and amuse those passionate about scaling new heights.
"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"
"I win!" "You're amazing, grandma."
Bird watching in Bolivia
Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.
Rock Climber
On the brink.
"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??
They've been inseparable since the avalanche.
"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."
'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'
Bad times to sneeze
“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."
Rubbish and Everest
"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."
'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'
"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"
"Well, it gets lonely up here!"
"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."
'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'
"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."
"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.
Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...
'No Trespissing'
Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)
"Ahem... mask please..!"
Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge
"The truth is, there's more money in medication than meditation."
Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.
Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano
Tossing for it.
Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."
"Who are you calling abominable...?"
'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'
Cliff Climber Gifts Collection
Cliff Climber Mugs
Explore our collection of cliff climber themed mugs and find the perfect way to start their adventure every morning.
Cliff Climber Pillows
Discover cozy pillows inspired by climbing adventures, ideal for any space that celebrates the thrill of the climb.
Cliff Climber Prints
View our inspiring collection of prints that showcase the daring spirit of cliff climbers and outdoor enthusiasts.
Cliff Climber T-Shirts
Check out our range of cliff climber t-shirts designed for thrill-seekers eager to wear their passion.