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'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

"I win!" "You're amazing, grandma."

Bird watching in Bolivia

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Rock Climber

On the brink.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Rubbish and Everest

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

'No Trespissing'

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

"Ahem... mask please..!"

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

"The truth is, there's more money in medication than meditation."

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano

Tossing for it.

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'