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On the brink.

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Rock Climber

"What the hell took so long?"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Do you have an appointment?"

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Bad times to sneeze

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Clearing the castle's moat.

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

Non discrimination to Vampires

'...And in this dungeon we incarcerate the lowest of the low - the mis-sellers of P.P.I. schemes!'

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

'Avoid the fat, chewy ones. They'll pull the fillings right out of your head!'

'I've told you over and over those things will give you cavities, but do you listen?'

The Kingfisher

'Is there a rectal surgeon in the house?'