Cliff Explorer Mugs

On the brink.

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Rock Climber

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Do you have an appointment?"

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

Clearing the castle's moat.

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

"I have to pee!"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

'After A Knights Hard Day'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

Non discrimination to Vampires

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

'...And in this dungeon we incarcerate the lowest of the low - the mis-sellers of P.P.I. schemes!'

'I've told you over and over those things will give you cavities, but do you listen?'

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

The Kingfisher

'Is there a rectal surgeon in the house?'