Cliff Connoisseur Mugs

Everest summit queue...

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

On the brink.

Hats and Food

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Yummy Mummies

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

What's the insect de jour?

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

Moliere

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

Doughnut Criminals

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."