Cliff Connoisseur Gifts

Everest summit queue...

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Wifi in Hell

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Hats and Food

On the brink.

Yummy Mummies

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

It's an abbreviated guide to the Grand Canyon. "Cliff Notes"!

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

What's the insect de jour?

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Moliere

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Doughnut Criminals

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

C Day Lewis.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'