Cliff Conqueror T-Shirts

'Outsourcing is getting more challenging.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

On the brink.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Big City Bank Loan manager

Everest summit queue...

"I'm a rock-climber - I know how challenging a craggy face can be."

Speleologist

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

Bad parachute jump.

Man Being Chased By Coins.

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

Spiro & Pusho and the terrapin

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

'Maybe we can borrow some money from China.'

A man playing a video game called Anaconda Attack is wrapped up in game console cord.

"My latest book has so far failed to make a dent in any of their charts, e-book or normal."

King of the Mountain

"I should've known if we told him we were going to have him declawed he'd go out with a bang."

"All my wires and cords have banded together to stop me from going wireless!"

'Turbulence!'