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'Outsourcing is getting more challenging.'

On the brink.

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"I'm a rock-climber - I know how challenging a craggy face can be."

Speleologist

Big City Bank Loan manager

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Everest summit queue...

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

Man Being Chased By Coins.

Bad parachute jump.

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

Spiro & Pusho and the terrapin

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

'Maybe we can borrow some money from China.'

"All my wires and cords have banded together to stop me from going wireless!"

A man playing a video game called Anaconda Attack is wrapped up in game console cord.

"I should've known if we told him we were going to have him declawed he'd go out with a bang."

"My latest book has so far failed to make a dent in any of their charts, e-book or normal."

King of the Mountain