Conflict Conqueror T-Shirts

Angry Woman.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Keeping warm.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

A guide to seasons in the North East

The Devil's in the detail!

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills