Continent Conqueror T-Shirts

'Thank God Out of Africa,'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

Running out of Gas.

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

Access Denied!

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

"I just acquired absolute power and you've had it for quite a while now, so tell me... When does the absolute corruption start kicking in?"

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'And you honey, how was your day at the PlayStation?'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

You dope, that one's for cross-country runners.

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."