Continent Conqueror Pillows

'Thank God Out of Africa,'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Second lifeReal life.

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

Running out of Gas.

Access Denied!

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

Jeep