Channel Conqueror Pillows

Matthew Webb

Second lifeReal life.

Just call me Picasso!

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The Devil's in the detail!

"Must get a longer cable."

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Crop duster wanted.

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

Access Denied!

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"Stop staring"

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Painter's Duel.

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

'My right brain isn't working.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."