Kingdom Conqueror T-Shirts

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"On the plus side we're going to put your head in formaldehyde and auction it for charity."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

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"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'

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"Kiss me before the biology teacher finds me!"

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

Euro smashes other currencies.

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... invent a popcorn machine that pops all of the kernels!?

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

"How's your blogging going?"

Isn't 'To rule the world' a little too grand in scale?

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Billy strip: Billy prefers video games to girls.

King of the Mountain