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'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"I just acquired absolute power and you've had it for quite a while now, so tell me... When does the absolute corruption start kicking in?"

"On the plus side we're going to put your head in formaldehyde and auction it for charity."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

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"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

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"Kiss me before the biology teacher finds me!"

'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

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'And you honey, how was your day at the PlayStation?'

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"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

"How's your blogging going?"

The good news is, I'm granting your request for house arrest. The bad news is your wife's to-do list.

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... invent a popcorn machine that pops all of the kernels!?

I'm going to sports camp this summer. Same. Tap tap tap. My parents think it'll help me make varsity. That'll get me into college. Same. Tap tap tap tap tap. Got him! Nice move. Too bad we can't letter in video games.

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

Isn't 'To rule the world' a little too grand in scale?

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'