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'No Trespissing'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Upward Progress

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Building business relations.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Here you are, Simmons!'

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Lovers in a tree

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”