Fence Climber Pillows

'No Trespissing'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Upward Progress

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Building business relations.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

'Here you are, Simmons!'

The Path

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”