Castle Climber Mugs

Jericho Revisited.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

The Path

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Bad times to sneeze

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."