Castle Climbers Mugs

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"What the hell took so long?"

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Clearing the castle's moat.

Painting

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"I have to pee!"

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

Fairytale prince and princess