Staircase Climber Gifts

"I'm starting a fitness program. Since we work on the 90th floor, I'm nor requiring all employees o use the stairs."

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Upward Progress

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

Building business relations.

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

Wallpapering with Nails

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Executive Towers: Sorry, No Room Left At The Top!

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Climbing to the moon...

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

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"I can see here on your résumé that you’d like my job ..."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

'Who's that pathetic little one down there?'

Career Progression Ladder

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