What's the antidote for wheat germ?
Witty Wall Climber Gifts
Looking for a gift for a wall climber who’s also creatively inclined? Discover a curated selection of witty and artistic products that capture their adventurous personality. From decorative prints to quirky mugs, find the perfect way to celebrate their love for climbing and art. These thoughtful items add personality to their living space and show you understand their passions. Whether it’s a gift to inspire or just to make them smile, our collection combines creativity, humor, and a love for the great outdoors.
"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"
'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'
"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."
"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."
"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"
'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'
'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'
'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'
"How the heck could you forget your sword?"
3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.
Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today
In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.
Knights of the iPhone
'Since you were late to work so often, we should have given the watch when you started 43 years ago.'
Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)
Technical specifications: semi-automatic 1.2 mm cartoon launcher. 7.5 inch barrels holds a full stick of graphite. Fires rounds of sarcasm, satire and spoofs. Takes out religious fanatics with sharp wit.
Wise Cracker
Death Watch
"It's nice to know I've still got it."
"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"
"I thought you meant a football pool."
Picasso's brew period.
'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'
Never Apologize for Being Yourself
Mechanics price list.
One Way/Two Ways.
'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'
"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."
'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'
'Maybe I've got washboard abs underneath - you ever think that?'
"What do I do when I get to the top?"
Rock climber getting books from top shelf
'It's nothing personal. It's just that going after your job is in my job description.'
Inattentive Boy
Witty Wall Climber Gifts Collection
Witty Wall Climber Mugs
Explore our collection of witty, adventure-inspired mugs perfect for wall climbers. Find the ideal cup to start their day with a smile and a nod to their daring pursuits.
Witty Wall Climber Pillows
Create a cozy, humorous space with pillows that speak to wall climbers’ adventurous and artistic side. Perfect for their home or cozy corner.
Witty Wall Climber Prints
Bring energy and humor to their decor with our witty prints, ideal for wall climbers who love to showcase their passion and personality.
Witty Wall Climber T-Shirts
Looking for a shirt that captures the spirit of a creative wall climber? Discover witty, inspiring t-shirts designed to celebrate their love for climbing and art.