Shelf Climber Mugs

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

Hard to reach books.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

Mysteries.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Jobs for graduates

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"Seriously?"

"Hmmm?!"

Other Fiction

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Library Waiting to Happen

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Bookshop Adventure

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

"I'm still looking, sir."

Nonviolent Clue.

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

Dogs as bookends.

I did it my way.

Handyman books.

"Read? I don't read. I just collect."