Shelf Admirer Mugs

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

The Fourth Little Pig

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Downton Abbey Road"

"I don't do windows."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Blue Dress

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Teddy Roosevelt

Centaur falls in love.

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Antiques

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

'Home sweet home'.

Mangle

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Artisanal Pottery