Shelf Admirer T-Shirts

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

The Fourth Little Pig

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Downton Abbey Road"

"I don't do windows."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Blue Dress

Teddy Roosevelt

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Antiques

Centaur falls in love.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

Frank Sinatra.

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Home sweet home'.

Mangle

Victorian woman at a bar.

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Artisanal Pottery