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"This is the encyclopedia. It is for pressing flowers and flattening stuff!"

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

You've Got Mail

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'Termites!'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Artisanal Pottery

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Butterfly Woman

'I like a man in a suit.'

Snowman outside library.

'It's unto thee.'

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

Goldfish in Armour

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

Dogs as bookends.

If Dorian Gray had lived in a modern condo.

'Harry, what's happened to us?'

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

1,000 Stations vs 1,000 Books

A businessman sits behind a desk with a nameplate on it that reads "The Definitive Arnold Prescott".

Atomic Clock

Cops overlooking an obvious revolving bookcase.

"A woodworm? Shirley-Sue, you again forgot to check the best-before date!"

Let me handle him okay?

Man with big desk using expanding tongs to place paper in his out basket

Despite being a devoted Naturist, Holly wouldn't be seen dead at a party without her handbag and matching killer heels.

"Nice tough with the matching handbag, Frank."