Cloud Wrangler Mugs

Fascinated with static electricity, the pilot now regretted rubbing his hot air balloon back and forth against the cloud.

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

Vape

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

So you're a mocking bird...

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Parenting Business Deals

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Dissectum Paniculata

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Fish don't like worms.

Quiet Time

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Leaf blowers at dawn.

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

Zoom Rodeos

'Sorry, Holly!'

"I handle chatty people for him."

A girl with a dog and balloons

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

'He never has an energy crisis.'

Menace.

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'