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Fascinated with static electricity, the pilot now regretted rubbing his hot air balloon back and forth against the cloud.

'Thinks outside the envelope, does Gavin. That's his radio-controlled cloud.'

Vape

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

So you're a mocking bird...

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Parenting Business Deals

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Dissectum Paniculata

Fish don't like worms.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Quiet Time

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'Sorry, Holly!'

"I handle chatty people for him."

Zoom Rodeos

A girl with a dog and balloons

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

'He never has an energy crisis.'

Leaf rake - wider than space

Ice Fishing