Weed Wizard Pillows

God bless our grow house.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Rose Garden

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'That plant food really works!'

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Texturing the Walls

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'First weeds of spring.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'The highest court in the land.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Getting Rid of the Cure

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Boat Launch'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."