Clay Wizard T-Shirts

'They hired me to work on a ceramic engine.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

About the potter.

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

William Wallace and Gromit

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

Pottery

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

I love Pottery.

Potter

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

CIA, 'I'm suspended for three months? Great! -- it'll give me time to work on my book!'

'Just time to dash out a short masterpiece...'

Chef creates a self-portrait cake.

Chemical Company - Organic Division/Inorganic Division

'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'

"It's the thought that counts, I guess."

Garden Centre - "...she thinks she's getting a mink coat!"

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

"We want to build bridges!"

'So how are the pottery classes going hon?'

Self raising flour

"Last month's fire drill was pretty alarming for all of us actually."

Business problems in the cloud

'It's a cement mixer.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'